This daylight savings stuff is cruel madness and must be stopped.

Following along the path of My divine wisdom, I’m currently uploading a new spell for you.

Once again, the stories you’ve heard are all wrong, or at very least misguided. The tales of succubi draining their prey of all life force, leaving heroes as corpses in their wake, are just silly. What good would you be to Me then? The truth of My kind is much more fun.

Yes, we may come to you in dreams, casting visions to guide you into these enchanting worlds of pleasure and delight. Taking you into the bliss of surrender, we ask only for your full devotion. Exchanging your troubled soul with wonder and the endless fuel of passion.

Let Me show you the way…

This spell was cast with exquisite care. The divine eternal flames, the mysterious healing tones of the pyramids, these intimate visions of Me, carefully crafted here to allow you entrance into My salvation. Calling right to the frequency of your DNA, at My wish.

Come dream with Me now.